5+1 things nobody told you about the last months of pregnancy

Pregnancy is beautiful, pregnancy is a blessing. But the third trimester is something different. Here’s a list of my “favourite” parts of the last few weeks of expecting. 

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1. Don’t even try cutting your toenails. Even if you can reach them in some crazy way, you will fall, or you butt will cramp, and you’ll end up hurting yourself, don’t do it! Just go and get a manicure, you deserve it!

2. Some farts are impossible to hold back. I’m sorry, but it’s true. Sometimes they just slip out. If someone else is in the room with you, then just pretend it didn’t happen, or own up to it.

3. Feeling like a turtle on its back, every time to try to get out of bed is a real thing. If you don’t have anything important to do, then don’t get up, just stay where you are.

4. Don’t worry, your vagina is still there. Even if you haven’t seen it for weeks, and you are only guessing, that you need a wax. (you probably do need one, by the way…)

5. It is possible to sleep sitting up, when acid is bubbling up from your stomach into your mouth. Don’t worry, it will be over soon, and you’ll have something else to keep you up all night…

+1. You will miss every second of it, and you will want to do it all over again, trust me. Because having someone to love this much is all worth it…

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